Also known as: Dontyouh8pants
I hate writing bios almost as much as I hate pants.  They seem so self serving, but here it is anyways.  I'm a normal guy with a penchant for mischief.  Used to be an aspiring writer but I'm way too lazy.  Now I play with lasers all day which is way cooler anyways.  Met my super fine badass of a wife in college and promptly knocked her up... twice.  Each little accident is the perfect combination of her said badassness and my geek awesomness. I can't keep a secret, I love making people uncomfortable, and I hate baseball. Love me some video games, books on philosophy, and that one thing my wife does. I'm a huge political junkie and 'not to sound queer or nothing, but unicorns are pretty kick ass.'This marks the end of my social network boycott.  I pray to science I don't regret it.
