2 Matches for Patrick Hellen from Massachusetts, USA

Patrick Hellen

Boston, MA

Also known as: PatrickCH

As a young man, I found myself bullied by this group of local thugs in my neighborhood that I had just recently moved into.  I think it was because of my budding relationship with one of the local girls on the soccer team.  What can I say?  She was very cute. Anyway, it all came to a head when they decided to beat me up on Halloween.  There they were, all decked out in their matching skeleton costumes, and my attempt to disguise myself as a Shower Stall was not going to save me from a good beat-down.  They thumped me around pretty badly, but the Japanese gardener at my building jumped in at the last minute to save my bacon. He took me under his wing, and after a really hard summer renovating his entire house for him it turned out he had been teaching me self defense the entire time!  He also gave me a car!  What a great guy.  Every time he says my name though, he adds a - San to the end of it.  Different strokes I guess! Long story short, I entered the local martial arts tournament, after I found out that painting and sanding made me a ninja of sorts and in something right out of a Hollywood script, I made it all the way to the final round!  Of course I would have to go up against my chief nemesis, Johnny, and as soon as I start winning he decides to use an illegal move on my already injured knee.  I mean, is that sportsmanship?  His karate teacher is a piece of work with his Cobra schtick, but I showed him.  I used a rarely seen crane kick at the last second, and BOOM!  Right to the jaw!  Not only did I win, but I got the girl! I guess you could say I'm just a Karate Kid...

• #University Of Massachusetts At Amherst

Patrick Hellen Age 28

Boston, MA

Patrick Hellen lives in Boston, Massachusetts. He went to school at the University Of Massachusetts Amherst.

• #University Of Massachusetts Amherst