Also known as: jmilly
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing beer cans on my forehead. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike harmonica playing and I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I have never been to college but, I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Children trust me. Specialties Global domination, video production, art direction, creative direction, cinematography, media production, graphic design, editing, motion graphics, business development, UXUI, web development, mobile application development.
