Palm Springs, CA | Hesperia, CA | Dandridge, TN
Also known as: grandmad2
I am a bitter mother, a chick with a potty mouth, who didn?t expect it to be this hard. I love Martinis (I swear, I didn?t drink before I had kids), parties (socially sanctioned places to gather and drink) and kids who are quiet. I am a mosaic artist who wears very high heels or the world?s most expensive ugly orthopedic shoes. I am a full-figured girl, constantly trying to figure out how to be fat and chic. I have an opinion on everything, and twitter is my forum. I think the Iphone is sublime and frightening (I may never interact with a real human again.)
