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Scott Mathews, EGOsumLEGIO666

Burbank, California

  • Evolved Citizenship Mechanics Workshop
  • Local Churches

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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Scott Mathews, jazab.jazzy

Islamabad, Pakistan

  • n0T yeT w0RkiNg !! iM stiLL stUdYinG !!
  • Islamabad, Pakistan

Scott currently lives in Islamabad, .
Scott works at N0T YeT W0RkiNg !! IM StiLL StUdYinG !!.

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Scott Mathews, scott.mathews.3958

  • Exit Security
  • Sam Houston State University

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Scott Mathews, scott.mathews.37

Columbus, Ohio

  • John Glenn High School
  • John Glenn

Scott currently lives in Columbus, OH.
and studied at John Glenn.

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