People call me "Uncle Phil", I can't swim, I like good food, A-typical Asian (as in: I know nothing about cars, I like pearl milk tea but won't spend half my paycheck on it, I like basketball but I can't shoot, dribble, or pass, my pants/shorts sit comfortably at my waist... but hey, take off your shoes when you walk in my home!), I worry about nothin' cause it's all gooooood...
