Uhhhhh... Take your average Joe off the street, dress him up a little, slug him full of beer, make him a little conceited, but then add in a giant sense of humor and I think that pretty much sums me up. Oh yeah, and if I cared more about things, I'd probably cry at movies, enjoy long walks on the beach, and all that other crap that I don't do. Instead, I hunt and fish and kill things and then eat them, usually with my bare hands...I'm rambling now, and I've probably scared most people.