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Michael McKinney, michael.the.wicked

St. Louis

  • Transilvania high school
  • St. Louis

)My charm is so contagious... vaccines have been created for it. )10 years ago I built a city out of blocks... today over 200,000 people live and work there. )Every time I go for a swim... dolphins appear. )If I ever gave you directions... you would never get lost and show up 5 minutes early. )My legend proceeds me... the way lightning proceeds thunder. )If i were to mail a letter without postage... it would still get there. )When it is raining... it is because I am thinking about something sad. )I once punched a magician... that's right, a magician. )My blood... smells like cologne. )My hands... feel like the finest suede. )I taught a horse... to read my emails. )The police often question me... about the meaning of life. )My hands alone... have experienced more than a lesser man's entire body. )Even my enemies... list me as their emergency contact number. )I've been known to cure narcolepsy... just by walking in the room. )My organ donation card... also lists my penis. )I'm a lover not a fighter... but I'm also a fighter so don't get any ideas. )People hang on my every word... even the prepositions. )I could disarm you... with a stare. )I can speak French... in Russian. )My reputation is expanding... faster than the universe. )I once had an awkward moment... just to see what it felt like. )I live vicariously... through myself. )I wouldn't be afraid to show my feminine side... if I had one. )At museums... I'm allowed to touch the art. )I once challenged my own reflection to a starring contest... on the forth day I won. )I am the life of parties... I have never attended. )If I punched you in the face... you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank me. )I bowl... over-hand. )If I gave you a pat on the back... you would list it on your resume. )Mosquitoes refuse to bite me....purely out of respect. )In a past life....I was myself )I once gave my father a talk )Opportunity knocks....and if I'm not there...opportunity waits )I am... TheBartender.

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Michael Mckinney, fusionmaster

Loves Park, Illinois

  • Harlem High School
  • Loves Park, Illinois

Michael currently lives in Loves Park, IL.
and studied at Harlem High School.
Michael's interests include: The Most of Me, Lilo & Stitch, Doctor Who Hub, Spinstack, Stan Lee, تخاريف شياطين محششين, Jinni, 001 Game Creator, Represent.Us Rockford, Break Free From Fossil Fuels Midwest, Gallery 610, The Young Turks, Democracy Spring, Small Banana, Tim Canova for Congress, Jacob Polhill, Rock County for Bernie and more...

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Michael McKinney, TheAzumaNinja

Grand Rapids, Michigan

  • Walmart Comstock Park
  • Wal-Mart

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Michael McKinney, michael.mckinney.14

Arkham High School

  • Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems
  • Miskatonic University

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