I am a seamstress in the best damn alteration shop in the midwest. In my spare time, I make awesome totes, handbags, coin purses, "dirty aprons" and what-nots aplenty which I sell on Etsy.com. Hmmm...By Melanie, have you heard of it? I have a puppy and a boyfriend which I love with all my heart. I enjoy all things silly, hilarious movies, and avoiding housework.