Matthew Ayres

Male, 39 years old

a younger version of michael douglas in "wonder boys" mixed with a bit of zach braff from "garden state" and a spritzing of marcello from "la dolce vita" and more than a dash or two of john cusack from "high fidelity." shake and serve chilled. i get excited about the fact that i will teach eliot's "love song of j.alfred prufrock" soon. that should indicate that there is something wrong with me.i'm a half step away from blazers with suede elbow patches and looks chock full of consternation. for now, i will make fun of this person...till i become him and lose my sense of humour entirely. have mercy on my soul. late nights playing roxy music's country life and pulp's this is hardcore, with my very dear friends mademoiselle ennui and john jameson and sons and trying to get the mermaid tattoo on my arm to dance like little pete's girly tattoo from the adventures of pete and pete. i do a wicked interpretation of a guest on the jenny jones show as they enter the runway leading up to the stage. books pile about my room, looking gloomy and half read, they're everywhere, you would have to fight through stacks of them to get to me. i say "fuck" more than i should. i've made it an artform, i'll slip it in the middle of words when you least expect it. i have the habit of swearing around nuns and babies. i tend to get lee trevino-from-happy gilmore-type looks from people. sorry about the swearing. i think it's odd that most of george harrison's love songs are written to god and all of jay spaceman's are to drugs. and they're all gorgeous. read more ...
  • movies
  • family
  • sinatra
  • elf
  • radiohead
  • wilco
  • lolita
  • rushmore
  • scarface
  • pulp
  • family guy
  • Bard College
  • Irish Studies
  • High Point Regional High School
  • English Professorbad News Bearflaneur

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Arrest Records

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