17 Matches for Mario Parise

Mario Parise

Toronto, ON

Also known as: marioparise

I'm an account exec and strategist with 50 Carleton.  50C is a full-service marketing agency based out of Sudbury, Ontario and a proud member of T-CAAN.I have 2 amazing children.  A spouse I would kill for.  (Please, Evelyne, won't you ask me to kill for you?)  I also have one of the coolest cats around. His name is Cosmo, like Kramer from Seinfeld only without that deep passionate hatred of all black people. Cosmo the cat has many black friends. He loves all black people, especially those who heckle stand-up comics. He also likes asians. And some mexicans. I think I've caused him to be suspicious of white people though.Which is odd, since Cosmo is mostly white with black ears and tail. Recently, he decided he prefers soft wet food rather than dry food. He enjoys sleeping on all of my stuff, especially if it's black and dry-clean only. He's most vocal when we're putting the kids to bed or right when I wake up, and seemingly oblivious to the fact that those are the two worst moments to want something from me.  He likes face rubs and being pet, but hates it when I pick him up (which guarantees that I do so often, partially in retaliation for the aforementioned inappropriately timed vocalizations.)I run all ad concepts by my hairball-coughing friend, because I believe he is actually the reincarnation of David Ogilvy. He never has much to say in terms of feedback, but if he really hates an idea he'll leave me an unpleasant surprise in my dress shoes while I sleep. (Cat owners know what I'm talking about here.  I'll spare you the details.)Sometimes he tells me to stop talking about him.  Says it's an invasion of privacy or something. But he's a cat, for gosh sake. I'm all for animal rights but there's gotta be a limit, no? Besides, his views on mice and small birds aren't exactly progressive.But enough about me.  How about you?  Actually, enough about you too.  Please, tell me about your cat.  Email me at mario [at] gmail [dot] come and I'll sell you a marketing program designed specifically for your cat's personality.  How cool is that?

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Mario A. Parise Age 65

Lagrangeville, NY | Hartsdale, NY

Also known as: trashman52

Mario Parise lives in Lagrangeville, New York. Mario has also lived in Hartsdale, New York.

Mario Parise

Hartsdale, NY

Mario Parise lives in Hartsdale, New York.

Mario L. Parise Age 36

Belton, TX | Rockwall, TX

Mario Parise lives in Belton, TX. He has also lived in Rockwall, TX.