45-year-old Larry Ass Hale lives in Cleburne, Texas. He is an alumnus of the Sam Houston High School, Blooming Grove High School, Sam Houstonhigh School and Blooming Grovehigh School. He works at Ups Ground Freight in the capacity of Jockey. Lost, Numbers, Prison Break, Csi Miami and American Chopper are among his favorite TV shows. His favorite sport is Pool.