john mueller

John Mueller

Male, 45 years old

I just got married to the woman of my dreams who found me on this silly site back in July of 2003. I'm an aspiring superhero. Actually, I'm now working at doing stand up comedy as much as I can. It doesn't pay the bills yet, so...I do top secret systems engineering for a large defense contractor and I get paid to travel around an install systems. I also want to create my own PJs. I love to motorcycle on the weekends, sushi at night, and kinda/sorta work during the day. My ideal life would be a combination of living somewhere down by the beach (Malibu, Santa Monica or especially Hermosa/Manhattan) and having a job where I'd drive one of my cars/cycles into work. Get in there and have my secretary tell me my stock portfolio is up 10% and my deal with Nike and IBM both look like they'll go through. For lunch, I have sushi. Then come back and have my office blinds closed so I can take my siesta. This is where I'd get my botox treatment. After this, I'd hopefully get to go home by around 4, no traffic, and then get home and have my wife and 2.3 kids walking around in white linen as the live DJ in my living room spins some grovvy house music. Dinner would be either baja fresh, sushi again or maybe pizza. This guy has taught me more than anyone about life. Helped me figure out my priorites and what is most important. He calls me "Dee Da!" read more ...
  • photography
  • music
  • dancing
  • drinking
  • tennis
  • volleyball
  • surfing
  • eating
  • improv
  • sports
  • University Of California - Santa Barbara
  • Geography
  • Class Of 1996
  • Bachelor's Degree
  • Stand Up Comedy
  • Fix Rubic Cubes For Retarded Kids

Public Records

Arrest Records

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