I was raised by a pack of wild dogs in southern Indonesia. In my early teens, after teaching myself to walk upright, I made it to Jakarta and fell in with a gang of bike messengers. For several years we were engaged in the fearsome BMX v. Huffy wars. Eventually my mad skillz at ground fighting attracted the attention of the CIA and I began formal training as a ninja. I spent the remainder of my teens and twenties on various top secret missions for the Freemasons. After nearly plummeting to my death while undercover as a yak herder in Peru, I decided it was time to settle down and have a more normal life. This meant concocting a reasonable backstory to share with others. So I tell people that I was raised on the east coast, studied criminal justice and political science, became a lawyer, and moved to Colorado several years ago.read more ...read less ...
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