Jacob B. Serban

Male, 36 years old

jacob serban
If you x-ray me, you will find my bones to be rubber. I prefer a nest to a bed. I will not hesitate to sue. I am a nephew. I am an uncle. I am arachnid. I will stay in the elevator all day if you lose me there. Turn on me, and there will be no consequence. Still searching for miracle cleaning product thats right for me. Often times, I won't speak till spoken to. Nothing personal, just lost in thought. Non-descript-pattern jacket. Non-descript-pattern expression.
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  • Swim In Designer Coffee Product
  • Wax Apathetic

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