I am a Brazilian, Canadian, Uruguayan Resident Alien working in the music industry and trying to climb the slippery slope of life. I hate friendster because it deleted a bunch of testimonials on me, so fuck it. Everyday I realize more and more that I am a fucking geek. I think people crying can be funny. Buy me strong drink and I'll let you slap me in the face. My good friends will tell you I have a controlled fear of snipers and returning alien abductors. I enjoy watching fights break out in foreign parliaments. I eat protein and avoid carbs. Michael Jackson is definitely a baby petter, fuck what anyone says. If I had stupid money,I would gamble ALOT more. Bright Lights and sudden loud noises makes my ADD flare up like a bastard. I would quit smoking if they stop making cigarettes so fucking good. I can sleep like a drugged bear. I am bad at simple math. If they find a cure for addiction, you should be able to sniff it. If speed drinking were a profitable profession, I would train every day. Lying is an American artform that is vastly underappreciated. They can explain anything scientific to me with lasers. I like human girls. Read my blog if you care: http://monkeysforhelping.blogspot.comread more ...read less ...
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