Chris E. Alonzo

Male, 41 years old

Jerk-ass. I yell at the TV. I drink a lot of whiskey and shoot a lot of pool and play with a big loud rock band and break things and I've got a big dumb mouth that gets me in trouble a lot. And then I go home and my girlfriend and I cuddle on the couch and cry during "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition". That's everything you need to know about me.
  • television
  • music
  • theatre
  • radiohead
  • nirvana
  • pixies
  • plastikman
  • wilco
  • goodfellas
  • pulp
  • Artiste

Public Records

Arrest Records

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