Chad Topaz

Male, 45 years old

I am a short gay skateboarding mathematician. I used to be a type-A personality, but the older I get, the more type-B I get. I was raised to have high cultural standards, but somehow, I ended up having very low cultural standards, as evidenced by my enjoyment of such movies as "Dude, Where's My Car" and my excitement over the impending release of such movies as "Seriously, Dude, Where's My Car". I have an amazing partner of 7.5 years named Jude. He can make me laugh until I can barely breathe. He does awesome instructional design work for non- profits. read more ...
  • mathematics
  • movies
  • yoga
  • skateboarding
  • daria
  • beck
  • clue
  • gorillaz
  • debussy
  • family guy
  • Harvard University
  • Northwestern University
  • Professor

Public Records

Arrest Records

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