Ben Dorfman

Male, 42 years old

i have a weird bump on my right shoulder from an unfortunate snowboarding accident in 1997. my favorite city that i've never lived in is boston, though after recent meteorological mishaps on consecutive visits, boston is dying a slow death to me. my favorite city that i have lived in is austin. haircuts are EXTREMELY traumatic for me, often sending me spiralling into an angry depression that spans days at a time. i think i would be pretty good at snowboarding if i weren't such a klutz. also, my friend jeremy has a (non-sexual?) crush on brad pitt. read more ...
  • basketball
  • coldplay
  • simpsons
  • eminem
  • seinfeld
  • cash
  • outkast
  • weezer
  • jay-z
  • wilco
  • Philosopher

Public Records

Arrest Records

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