Might head over to the Old Man's house to untie the goat so we can throw the football around a bit 3:00 pm on March 3, 2009
I just want to make people silky smooth! (Joaquin Phoenix is at the top of my list) 10:16 am on February 17, 2009
Testing the rake's durability and then placed it in the woods because it's made of wood and it should be with its family 8:33 pm on February 13, 2009
Hoping rumors of a new sequel entitled "Deuce Bigalow: Space Gigolo" are unfounded, though I'd consider doing an uncredited part again 5:37 pm on January 12, 2009
Going on a trip in a little while to study undersea Pacific walrus behaviors 12:03 pm on January 7, 2009
Wondering if SNL would have me back as a host to do a skit alongside Tina Fey as Bristol Palin's boyfriend and baby-daddy 4:40 pm on October 1, 2008
Having a fresh, delicious, tasty, meaty, turkey-filled cold cut combo. I eat 3 every day to help keep me strong! 3:55 pm on September 4, 2008
Captain Insano shows no mercy! 4:10 pm on July 29, 2008
Taking a bath and then it's time to study hard, because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart! 4:29 pm on June 27, 2008
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis! 1:30 pm on June 18, 2008
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